Farm Reports

The Defences · File #13 Cluckstorm Beacon Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 45 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Bells Placement Any unused tile AOE Official file: “Attracts lightning – every strike buffs ALL defences’ fire rate. Scales with Rapid Fire and…

The Defences · File #12 Farm Alarm Siren Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 40 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Bells Placement Any unused tile GHOSTSTEALTHAOE Official file: “Screams across a huge area, revealing stealth and stinging ghosts. Scales with Bigger Bells.…

The Defences · File #29 Bell-Tower Blaster Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 30 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Bells Placement Any unused tile GHOSTSTEALTHSTUN Official file: “Shoots sonic pulses. Reveals stealth and stuns ghosts. 300% range.” The story so far Backstory…

The Defences · File #9 Bell Tower Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 28 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Bells Placement Any unused tile GHOSTSTEALTHAOESTUN Official file: “Reveals stealth. Damages ghosts. Nothing is immune to a really loud bell. 300% range.” The…

The Defences · File #10 Wind Chimes Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 18 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Bells Placement Any unused tile GHOSTSTEALTHAOE Official file: “Tinkles rapidly. Light damage, reveals stealth. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.” The story so…

The Defences · File #60 The Nuke Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 1500 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) Hits till destroyed ∞ Class Explosives Placement Beside the road BOOMAOE Official file: “Air-drops one bomb that detonates in a ~20-tile blast and vaporises everything in it. Chickens,…

The Defences · File #26 The Confetti Cannon Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 55 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 4 Class Explosives Placement Beside the road BOOMAOE Official file: “Fires a barrel into the thickest clump every few seconds. Every shell scales with…

The Defences · File #25 Cluck Cluster Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 42 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) Hits till destroyed 4 Class Explosives Placement Any unused tile BOOMAOE Official file: “A mine that splits into 5 smaller mines on detonation. Bigger Bangs multiplies the main…

The Defences · File #32 The Box of Regret Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 40 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 8 Class Explosives Placement Beside the road BOOM Official file: “A mysterious crate. Whatever is inside happens to whoever gets close. Pure chaos.”…

The Defences · File #41 The Eggsploder Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 32 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Explosives Placement Beside the road BOOMAOE Official file: “Launches unstable eggs that explode on impact. Chain reactions included.” The story so far Backstory…

The Defences · File #27 The Popcorn Popper Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 24 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 3 Class Explosives Placement Beside the road BOOMAOE Official file: “Rapidly pops tiny exploding kernels at nearby chickens. Each pop is small, but Bigger…

The Defences · File #54 Beehive Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 40 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile SLOW Official file: “Releases furious bees that sting and slow a chicken.” The story so far Backstory The Beehive…

The Defences · File #35 Legal Loophole Launcher Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 30 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile PAPER Official file: “Shoots loophole documents. Bureaucrats argue with each other instead of attacking.” The story so…

The Defences · File #23 Bureaucracy Bomb Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 28 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile PAPERSTUN Official file: “Explodes into paperwork. Bureaucrat chickens stop to read it.” The story so far Backstory The…

The Defences · File #8 Paper Shredder Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 26 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile PAPER Official file: “Shreds bureaucratic scrolls. A legal nightmare for the legal nightmare.” The story so far Backstory…

The Defences · File #30 Overcooked Toaster Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 26 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile LURE Official file: “Launches flaming toast. Chickens chase the toast instead of you.” The story so far Backstory…

The Defences · File #34 Feather Vacuum Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 26 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile SLOWLURE Official file: “Sucks feathers off chickens. They slow down. Fully plucked ones panic and run backwards.” The…

The Defences · File #44 Garlic Grenade Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 24 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile LURE Official file: “Chickens hate garlic. They scatter in random directions, ruining their formation.” The story so far…

The Defences · File #28 The Angry Broom Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 20 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile PUSHLURE Official file: “A possessed broom that sweeps chickens off the path. Low damage, high knockback.” The…

The Defences · File #7 Corn Feeder Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 20 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile LURE Official file: “Distracts up to 3 chickens. They eat. They dream. They explode nicely.” The story so…