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Patch notes, announcements and dispatches from the front line.

  • Suicide Bomber Chicken

    The Chickens Β· File #3 Suicide Bomber Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat πŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯š (3/5) HP 18.0 Speed 1.30 Eggs dropped 3 Official file: β€œVolunteered for a mission it did not fully understand. It understands the explosions though.” The story so far Backstory There is a recruiting…

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  • Exploding Chicken

    The Chickens Β· File #2 Exploding Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat πŸ₯šπŸ₯š (2/5) HP 14.0 Speed 1.25 Eggs dropped 2 Official file: β€œA former firework test subject. It has accepted its fate. It has also accepted yours.” The story so far Backstory Somewhere in a classified…

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  • Zombie Chicken

    The Chickens Β· File #14 Zombie Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat πŸ₯šπŸ₯š (2/5) HP 60.0 Speed 0.60 Eggs dropped 3 Official file: β€œIt came back for the grain. It does not remember what it was going to do with the grain.” The story so far Backstory…

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  • Baby Chick

    The Chickens Β· File #12 Baby Chick Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat πŸ₯š (1/5) HP 8.0 Speed 1.50 Eggs dropped 1 Official file: β€œTiny, fast, and full of unearned confidence. It has never seen a castle it didn’t want to peck.” The story so far Backstory Nobody…

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  • Standard-Issue Chicken

    The Chickens Β· File #1 Standard-Issue Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat πŸ₯š (1/5) HP 22.0 Speed 1.00 Eggs dropped 1 Official file: β€œRaised in a government warehouse. Follows the manual. The manual says ‘march’.” The story so far Backstory Deep in a beige government warehouse, under…

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  • Settings & Performance

    What it is The settings screen (title and pause menu) controls performance, appearance and comfort. The adaptive quality governor watches your FPS and trims effects automatically if it dips below 30, restoring them when performance recovers to 55+. Settings worth knowing Quality β€” manual preset; changing it resets auto-trims. Chicken texture atlas (faster) β€” batches…

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  • Run Report & Share Cards

    What it is Both end screens show a RUN REPORT: your MVP tower with total damage, the top 3 damage and kill towers, farm-door damage taken, leak count and worst leak type, and the best combo with the wave it happened on. Share cards Click Share Run to render a 1200×675 parchment share card: game…

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  • Cloud Saves

    What it is Cloud saves sync your progress between devices β€” browser to browser, or browser to Steam. You get a 6-character code that names the save and a private key that actually unlocks it. How to use it Open CLOUD SAVE on the title screen and generate a code. Press Upload to push your…

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  • Challenge Codes

    What it is A 6-character challenge code recreates your exact map, mutators, setup and 500 eggs β€” same seed, same everything. Friends race the identical challenge, and your best survival time is saved per code. How to use it Copy your current map to share from the CUSTOM MAPS panel. Send the code to friends…

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  • The Map Editor

    What it is EDIT MAP mode turns you into a map designer: paint water, forests, hills, pits, rocks and corn tile by tile, add decorative farm objects, and publish your creation to the community gallery with a name, author and download count. You can also generate themed farms (lakes, forest, mountains, death pits, rivers) in…

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  • Medals Explained

    What it is Medals are your bragging rights and they persist forever. There are 28 achievements (leaderboard placements plus a roster of ridiculous behaviour badges), 24 rank medals for daily placement, 13 worst-performance medals for gloriously failing, plus weekly event and season medals. Examples Daily Champion β€” #1 on today’s board. Chicken Whisperer β€” converted…

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  • Daily Quests & Streaks

    What it is Every UTC day rolls 3 daily quests from a pool β€” kill chickens, place defences, earn eggs, clear waves. Each quest has a MINI goal (easy, ~150 eggs) and a BIG goal (hard, up to ~1000 eggs). Playing on consecutive days builds a streak with milestone bonuses. How to use it Open…

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  • Leaderboards & Names

    What it is Chicken Siege’s boards rank survival times: the Daily board updates live, the Weekly board sums your best runs, and the Season board tracks the whole league. Equipped emblems show beside your name. How to use it Enter a 1–4 character leaderboard name before your first Daily run (changeable in pause settings). Your…

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  • Weekly Events

    What it is Every UTC week the game rolls a themed event β€” Cluckstorm Week, Boom Week, Midnight Clucking, The Swarmening, Legal Nightmare, the Drumstick Derby and more β€” each with its own mutator set and an exclusive medal. How to use it Events are opt-in from the title screen β€” you choose whether to…

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  • Weekly Board & Seasons

    What it is The weekly board aggregates your best run per day (Mon–Sun UTC) into one weekly score. Seasons are 28-day leagues with rank tiers from Bronze all the way to Chicken God. How to use it Play the Daily Challenge each day β€” your best run per day feeds the weekly board automatically. Survive…

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  • Chicken Types & Counters

    What it is There are 25 chicken types, each with a 1–5 egg threat rating and a specific weakness. Reading the wave preview and knowing the counters is the difference between a clean wave and a rebuild. The big ones Stealth chickens hide when idle β€” bells, chimes and sirens reveal them. Ghosts float over…

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  • Run Relics

    What it is Before wave 1 of a normal run you pick one of three random relics (or none). The relic shapes your whole run β€” Daily Challenge runs skip relics and start clean. The 8 relics Egg War Chest β€” start with +250 eggs. Farm Subsidy β€” farms cost half price. Armoury Voucher β€”…

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  • The Perks Shop (Build & Perks)

    What it is The Build & Perks shop upgrades your whole run between waves (and mid-wave β€” it pauses the game). Every perk level costs 35% more than the last, so early levels are cheap and later ones get expensive. The 13 perks Eggonomics β€” wave bonuses +25% per level. Sharper Traps β€” trap damage…

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  • Egg Economy

    What it is The economy buildings turn eggs into more eggs. The Egg Farm earns 1.2 eggs per second (more when clustered in blocks); the Egg Reserve stores eggs and pays compounding interest; the Tax-Collecting Rooster boosts every egg drop by 5% each, stacking with the Gilded Beaks perk. Costs and details Farms: first five…

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  • The Builder Hen

    What it is The Builder is an Economy defence (150 eggs) that works the whole field: she builds a free farm every 30 seconds, rushes to repair the farm door at 1 bar per second when it’s damaged, and patches damaged towers nearby. Repairing extends her own 400-second lifetime. How to use it Place her…

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