Farm Reports

The Defences · File #55 Egg Farm Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 750 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Economy Placement Any unused tile WALL Official file: “Farms 1.2 eggs per second – more when connected in blocks. The first five cost…

The Defences · File #56 Egg Reserve Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 200 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Economy Placement Any unused tile WALL Official file: “Stores eggs and pays compounding interest on them. Scales with Bank Interest.” The story so…

The Defences · File #58 Builder Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 150 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 2 Class Economy Placement Any unused tile Official file: “A hard-working female builder. Builds a free farm every 30s, rushes to fix the farm door when…

The Defences · File #57 Tax-Collecting Rooster Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 100 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Economy Placement Any unused tile Official file: “Taxes the flock – each one boosts egg drops by 5%. First five cost 100/200/300/400/500, then…

The Defences · File #49 Laser Gate Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 48 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 30 Class Structures Placement Any unused tile WALLAOE Official file: “A red beam that cooks everything crossing it. Build it anywhere.” The story so far…

The Defences · File #1 Wall Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 10 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 12 Class Structures Placement Any unused tile WALL Official file: “Blocks the road, and can be built on any unused tile. Chickens hate it. Bureaucrats don’t.”…

The Defences · File #43 Fence of Mild Inconvenience Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 6 Rating 🥚 (1/5) Hits till destroyed 4 Class Structures Placement Any unused tile WALL Official file: “A flimsy fence you can build anywhere. Chickens smash straight through it.” The…

The Defences · File #59 Jet Fighter Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 100 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed ∞ Class Creatures Placement Any unused tile PETAOE Official file: “A screaming jet that strafes the whole field in four fast passes, shooting everything in…

The Defences · File #51 AI Farm Drone Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 70 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Creatures Placement Any unused tile PETAOE Official file: “An autonomous drone that patrols and zaps chickens with science.” The story so far…

The Defences · File #48 The Tractor Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 65 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 8 Class Creatures Placement Any unused tile PET Official file: “A rogue tractor that drives around the field running over anything in its way. It…

The Defences · File #14 The Colonel Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 60 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 10 Class Creatures Placement Any unused tile PET Official file: “One soldier. Useless but hilarious. Fires fast and keeps firing – upgrades make him genuinely…

The Defences · File #45 The Chicken Whisperer Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 45 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Creatures Placement Any unused tile PET Official file: “A mystical staff. Converts one chicken per wave to your side. It deserts immediately.”…

The Defences · File #19 Wolf Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 30 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Creatures Placement Any unused tile PET Official file: “Roams the field, hunts down chickens and eats them. It is not a dog. Do not…

The Defences · File #20 Garrison Cat Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 22 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 30 Class Creatures Placement Any unused tile PET Official file: “Pounces on chickens in its radius and kills them, then returns home once the area…

The Defences · File #38 Trumpet of Doom Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 36 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Stuns Placement Beside the road STUN Official file: “Blows one loud note. All chickens stumble for half a second in dramatic fear.”…

The Defences · File #33 The Colonel’s Boot Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 34 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Stuns Placement Beside the road STUN Official file: “A giant boot that stomps periodically. Upgrades increase stomp radius and sass.” The story…

The Defences · File #39 Ice-Cream Cannon Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 30 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Stuns Placement Beside the road STUNSLOWPUSH Official file: “Fires cold scoops. Chickens slip, slide and crash into each other.” The story so far…

The Defences · File #40 The Whistle Whacker Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 28 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Stuns Placement Beside the road STUN Official file: “A whistle that makes chickens cover their ears. Scales with Chaos Marketing and Rapid…

The Defences · File #31 Cheese Catapult Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 28 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Stuns Placement Beside the road STUNPUSH Official file: “Fires sticky cheese wheels. Chickens get stuck and roll around helplessly.” The story so far…

The Defences · File #11 Gong of Doom Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 50 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 8 Class Bells Placement Any unused tile GHOSTSTEALTHAOESTUN Official file: “A huge gong. Heavy damage, wide ring, big stun. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300%…