Cheese Catapult

The Defences · File #31

Cheese Catapult

Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed.

Cheese Catapult
Service record

At a glance

Cost🥚 28
Rating🥚🥚🥚 (3/5)
Hits till destroyed7
ClassStuns
PlacementBeside the road

STUNPUSH

Official file: “Fires sticky cheese wheels. Chickens get stuck and roll around helplessly.”
The story so far

Backstory

The Cheese Catapult is the farm’s answer to the question nobody asked: what if cheese were a weapon? It fires sticky cheese wheels — huge, dense, unbelievably adhesive discs of dairy — and when one lands, the chicken it hits is done. Stuck, helpless, rolling around in circles while every other defence on the board gets a free look.

The cheese does two things, and both are delightful. It stops chickens — the stun is real, the grip is absolute — and it shoves them, knocking the flock around like a very slow, very sticky pinball game. The farm has a fondue pot in the break room. The farm refuses to explain the connection.

Its weakness is honest: low damage. The cheese is a control weapon, not a finisher — it sets the flock up and lets the towers cash in. Chaos Marketing makes the stun longer and the shove harder, and Rapid Fire keeps the wheels flying. The flock has one piece of advice for its own recruits: never eat anything that comes from the catapult. It is not food. It is a tactical decision.

What it’s good at

Stops and shoves chickens — cheese with a grudge.

Weakness

Low damage

Make it stronger

Power-ups & upgrade paths

📈 Perks that boost it

Rapid Fire, Chaos Marketing

🔱 SUPER fusion

Eight of this defence fuse into one SUPER unit — x10 damage and double lifetime. Only one SUPER on the board at a time; extra sets feed it to power it up.

🔧 Upgrades & buffs

Hover a tower and press U for +25 seconds of lifetime per level. Overclock boosts all damage and fire rate by 50% for 25 seconds, and when the door drops below 15% HP every tower fires 25% faster. Press H for buff mode — towers beside a SUPER boost it 5% each.

How it gets destroyed

Durability

💥 Smash hits

7 hits before it falls apart. 7 smash hits and the cheese runs out of wheels.

🍗 Who smashes it

Demolition Drumsticks take 50–75% of a structure’s max HP per swing, and Heavy Metal Chickens and Bureaucrat Elites knock things down too.

☢️ Friendly fire

Your own Nuke and explosive chain reactions don’t care whose side it’s on — keep fragile towers out of the blast radius.

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