The arsenal

60+ Defences

Walls, turrets, traps, bells, creatures, explosives and egg-powered economy โ€” every defence from the game, with real stats and counters.

DamagingPitfallsDistractionExplosivesBellsStunsCreaturesStructuresEconomy

Damaging

Coin-Operated Turret

Coin-Operated Turret๐Ÿฅš 8

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Cheap to place, but needs eggs to fire. Great early, risky late.

Strength

Very cheap to place

Weakness

Costs 2 eggs per shot

Egg-Beater Turret

Egg-Beater Turret๐Ÿฅš 24

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A rotating whisk that slaps chickens. Fast hits, low damage, hilarious.

Strength

Very fast cheap hits

Weakness

Low damage

Bow & Arrow

Bow & Arrow๐Ÿฅš 25

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Long-range single shots. The archer keeps missing their lunch break.

Strength

Cheap, long range

Weakness

Slow rate of fire

Fryer Flamethrower

Fryer Flamethrower๐Ÿฅš 30

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Sprays hot oil at the nearest chicken, burning it over time. Scales with Armour Piercing Rounds.

Strength

Direct damage with burn ticks, scales with APR

Weakness

Short range

Shotgun

Shotgun๐Ÿฅš 30

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Blasts three pellets at close range. Very persuasive.

Strength

Strong burst against single chickens

Weakness

Short range

The Cluckbuster 9000

The Cluckbuster 9000๐Ÿฅš 32

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Fires concentrated SHOO! waves. Terrific against ghosts and stealth chickens.

Strength

Terrific vs ghosts and stealth

Weakness

Weak vs normal chickens; cost rises per use

GHOSTSTEALTH

Rotisserie Ray

Rotisserie Ray๐Ÿฅš 34

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A heat beam that slowly cooks chickens. Cooked chickens drop bonus eggs.

Strength

Burning damage; cooked chickens drop bonus eggs

Weakness

Slow burn

SLOW

Chicken Laser

Chicken Laser๐Ÿฅš 35

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Zaps the nearest chicken with science. Science does not negotiate.

Strength

3x damage vs ghosts, good range

Weakness

Single target

GHOST

Gatling

Gatling๐Ÿฅš 40

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A rapid-fire peashooter. Holds the trigger down and believes.

Strength

Very fast hits melt swarms

Weakness

Low damage per shot

Ballista

Ballista๐Ÿฅš 45

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A siege crossbow with enormous range. Slow, heavy, satisfying.

Strength

Longest range and heavy damage

Weakness

Slow and expensive

Scarecrow Sniper

Scarecrow Sniper๐Ÿฅš 55

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A scarecrow with a rifle. Tired of the birds. These birds are worse.

Strength

Long range, high single damage

Weakness

Slow rate of fire

Tesla Tower

Tesla Tower๐Ÿฅš 60

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Lightning arcs to the nearest chicken and chains through its friends.

Strength

AoE chain damage

Weakness

Needs clusters to shine

AOE

Egg Mortar

Egg Mortar๐Ÿฅš 65

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Lobs a shell at the thickest clump of chickens. Big splash.

Strength

Big splash into clumps

Weakness

Slow shell can miss movers

AOEBOOM

Pitfalls

Spike Trap

Spike Trap๐Ÿฅš 15

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

30 damage to whatever steps on it. Ghosts float. Obviously.

Strength

Big single hit on a small area, scales with Sharper Traps

Weakness

One chicken at a time; ghosts float over

AOE

Bread-Crumb Mine

Bread-Crumb Mine๐Ÿฅš 22

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Chickens peck it. BOOM. Chain reactions when several gather.

Strength

AoE boom with chain reactions

Weakness

Needs a chicken to trigger it

BOOMAOE

Sticky Tar

Sticky Tar๐Ÿฅš 22

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Chickens wade through it: slowed and gently cooked. Scales with Sharper Traps.

Strength

Cheap slow that scales with Sharper Traps

Weakness

Very low damage on its own

SLOW

Giant Mousetrap

Giant Mousetrap๐Ÿฅš 24

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

SNAPS shut on one chicken for massive damage. Scales with Sharper Traps.

Strength

Massive one-shot damage

Weakness

Single target; slow to reset

STUN

Snare Trap

Snare Trap๐Ÿฅš 26

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Catches a chicken in a loop of rope and stuns it. Scales with Sharper Traps.

Strength

Stops one chicken for a good while

Weakness

No damage; one target

STUN

Distraction

Fan Funnel

Fan Funnel๐Ÿฅš 18

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Blasts chickens backwards. Great for funneling them into your other traps.

Strength

Great funneling – pushes chickens into your traps

Weakness

No damage

PUSH

Farmer's Pitchfork

Farmer’s Pitchfork๐Ÿฅš 18

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Stabs the nearest chicken every couple of seconds. Farmers’ rights.

Strength

Cheap damage and push

Weakness

Short range

PUSH

Corn Feeder

Corn Feeder๐Ÿฅš 20

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Distracts up to 3 chickens. They eat. They dream. They explode nicely.

Strength

Pulls chickens into kill zones

Weakness

No damage; lured chickens keep coming back

LURE

The Angry Broom

The Angry Broom๐Ÿฅš 20

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A possessed broom that sweeps chickens off the path. Low damage, high knockback.

Strength

Massive knockback

Weakness

Nearly no damage

PUSHLURE

Garlic Grenade

Garlic Grenade๐Ÿฅš 24

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Chickens hate garlic. They scatter in random directions, ruining their formation.

Strength

Ruins enemy formations

Weakness

No damage

LURE

Feather Vacuum

Feather Vacuum๐Ÿฅš 26

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Sucks feathers off chickens. They slow down. Fully plucked ones panic and run backwards.

Strength

Fully plucked chickens panic and flee

Weakness

Very low damage

SLOWLURE

Overcooked Toaster

Overcooked Toaster๐Ÿฅš 26

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Launches flaming toast. Chickens chase the toast instead of you.

Strength

Pulls chickens off course

Weakness

No damage

LURE

Paper Shredder

Paper Shredder๐Ÿฅš 26

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Shreds bureaucratic scrolls. A legal nightmare for the legal nightmare.

Strength

Counters bureaucrats completely

Weakness

Nearly useless against other chickens

PAPER

Bureaucracy Bomb

Bureaucracy Bomb๐Ÿฅš 28

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Explodes into paperwork. Bureaucrat chickens stop to read it.

Strength

Stops bureaucrats to read

Weakness

Nothing vs other chickens

PAPERSTUN

Legal Loophole Launcher

Legal Loophole Launcher๐Ÿฅš 30

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Shoots loophole documents. Bureaucrats argue with each other instead of attacking.

Strength

Turns bureaucrats on each other

Weakness

No effect on normal chickens

PAPER

Beehive

Beehive๐Ÿฅš 40

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Releases furious bees that sting and slow a chicken.

Strength

Cheap slow plus damage

Weakness

Low damage

SLOW

Explosives

The Popcorn Popper

The Popcorn Popper๐Ÿฅš 24

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Rapidly pops tiny exploding kernels at nearby chickens. Each pop is small, but Bigger Bangs multiplies all of them.

Strength

Steady burn that scales with Bigger Bangs

Weakness

Tiny per-pop damage

BOOMAOE

The Eggsploder

The Eggsploder๐Ÿฅš 32

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Launches unstable eggs that explode on impact. Chain reactions included.

Strength

AoE explosion on impact

Weakness

Slow reload; chains unexpectedly

BOOMAOE

The Box of Regret

The Box of Regret๐Ÿฅš 40

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A mysterious crate. Whatever is inside happens to whoever gets close. Pure chaos.

Strength

Unpredictable but always entertaining

Weakness

RNG – can help the chickens

BOOM

Cluck Cluster

Cluck Cluster๐Ÿฅš 42

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A mine that splits into 5 smaller mines on detonation. Bigger Bangs multiplies the main blast AND every fragment.

Strength

Main blast plus fragments cover a big area

Weakness

Needs triggering; costs more

BOOMAOE

The Confetti Cannon

The Confetti Cannon๐Ÿฅš 55

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Fires a barrel into the thickest clump every few seconds. Every shell scales with Bigger Bangs.

Strength

Auto-AoE into crowds

Weakness

Slow between shells

BOOMAOE

The Nuke

The Nuke๐Ÿฅš 1500

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Air-drops one bomb that detonates in a ~20-tile blast and vaporises everything in it. Chickens, ghosts, gods – and anything of yours that’s too close. One and done.

Strength

Wipes everything in ~20 tiles

Weakness

Destroys your own stuff too; one use

BOOMAOE

Bells

Wind Chimes

Wind Chimes๐Ÿฅš 18

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Tinkles rapidly. Light damage, reveals stealth. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.

Strength

Cheap stealth reveal + ghost damage

Weakness

Very low damage

GHOSTSTEALTHAOE

Bell Tower

Bell Tower๐Ÿฅš 28

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Reveals stealth. Damages ghosts. Nothing is immune to a really loud bell. 300% range.

Strength

300% range; counters stealth and ghosts

Weakness

Weak against normal chickens

GHOSTSTEALTHAOESTUN

Bell-Tower Blaster

Bell-Tower Blaster๐Ÿฅš 30

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Shoots sonic pulses. Reveals stealth and stuns ghosts. 300% range.

Strength

Counters stealth and ghosts

Weakness

Short range

GHOSTSTEALTHSTUN

Farm Alarm Siren

Farm Alarm Siren๐Ÿฅš 40

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Screams across a huge area, revealing stealth and stinging ghosts. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.

Strength

Enormous coverage, reveals stealth

Weakness

Low damage

GHOSTSTEALTHAOE

Cluckstorm Beacon

Cluckstorm Beacon๐Ÿฅš 45

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Attracts lightning – every strike buffs ALL defences’ fire rate. Scales with Rapid Fire and Bigger Bells.

Strength

Global fire-rate buff for every tower

Weakness

No direct damage

AOE

Gong of Doom

Gong of Doom๐Ÿฅš 50

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A huge gong. Heavy damage, wide ring, big stun. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.

Strength

Wide heavy hit and big stun

Weakness

Expensive; slow between rings

GHOSTSTEALTHAOESTUN

Stuns

Cheese Catapult

Cheese Catapult๐Ÿฅš 28

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Fires sticky cheese wheels. Chickens get stuck and roll around helplessly.

Strength

Stops and shoves chickens

Weakness

Low damage

STUNPUSH

The Whistle Whacker

The Whistle Whacker๐Ÿฅš 28

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A whistle that makes chickens cover their ears. Scales with Chaos Marketing and Rapid Fire.

Strength

Area stun that scales with Chaos Marketing

Weakness

No damage

STUN

Ice-Cream Cannon

Ice-Cream Cannon๐Ÿฅš 30

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Fires cold scoops. Chickens slip, slide and crash into each other.

Strength

Stuns, slows and knocks

Weakness

Low damage

STUNSLOWPUSH

The Colonel's Boot

The Colonel’s Boot๐Ÿฅš 34

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A giant boot that stomps periodically. Upgrades increase stomp radius and sass.

Strength

Big stomp stun

Weakness

Slow between stomps

STUN

Trumpet of Doom

Trumpet of Doom๐Ÿฅš 36

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Blows one loud note. All chickens stumble for half a second in dramatic fear.

Strength

One note freezes everything

Weakness

Brief stun, long cooldown

STUN

Creatures

Garrison Cat

Garrison Cat๐Ÿฅš 22

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Pounces on chickens in its radius and kills them, then returns home once the area is clear.

Strength

Instant kill on pounce

Weakness

One chicken at a time; returns home when clear

PET

Wolf

Wolf๐Ÿฅš 30

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Roams the field, hunts down chickens and eats them. It is not a dog. Do not pet it.

Strength

Hunts alone and eats; hits titans

Weakness

Roams where it wants

PET

The Chicken Whisperer

The Chicken Whisperer๐Ÿฅš 45

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A mystical staff. Converts one chicken per wave to your side. It deserts immediately.

Strength

Turns the swarm against itself

Weakness

One per wave; converts may desert

PET

The Colonel

The Colonel๐Ÿฅš 60

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

One soldier. Useless but hilarious. Upgrades make him slightly less useless.

Strength

Very fast attacks; counts as a creature

Weakness

Each shot is tiny

PET

The Tractor

The Tractor๐Ÿฅš 65

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A rogue tractor that drives around the field running over anything in its way. It rumbles for 250 seconds, and it knows what it did.

Strength

Covers the whole field, splats everything

Weakness

Drives where it wants; one 250s rumble

PET

AI Farm Drone

AI Farm Drone๐Ÿฅš 70

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

An autonomous drone that patrols and zaps chickens with science.

Strength

Mobile, long range, counts as a creature

Weakness

Moderate damage

PETAOE

Jet Fighter

Jet Fighter๐Ÿฅš 100

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A screaming jet that strafes the whole field in four fast passes, shooting everything in its path. One glorious run, then gone.

Strength

Sweeps all four rows in one pass

Weakness

One run, then gone

PETAOE

Structures

Fence of Mild Inconvenience

Fence of Mild Inconvenience๐Ÿฅš 6

๐Ÿฅš

A flimsy fence you can build anywhere. Chickens smash straight through it.

Strength

Cheapest wall, any tile

Weakness

Smash-hits break it fast

WALL

Wall

Wall๐Ÿฅš 10

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Blocks the road, and can be built on any unused tile. Chickens hate it. Bureaucrats don’t.

Strength

Cheap, sturdy barrier – stops everything except bureaucrats

Weakness

Bureaucrats file past it; smash-hits wear it down

WALL

Laser Gate

Laser Gate๐Ÿฅš 48

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A red beam that cooks everything crossing it. Build it anywhere.

Strength

Hits everything on its line

Weakness

Only along the beam

WALLAOE

Economy

Tax-Collecting Rooster

Tax-Collecting Rooster๐Ÿฅš 100

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Taxes the flock – each one boosts egg drops by 5%. First five cost 100/200/300/400/500, then 750.

Strength

+5% egg drops per rooster, stacks

Weakness

No direct damage

Builder

Builder๐Ÿฅš 150

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

A hard-working female builder. Builds a free farm every 75s, rushes to fix the farm door when it’s damaged (1 bar per second), and patches damaged towers nearby – repair time extends her own 400s lifetime. Two hits and she’s done.

Strength

Free farms, gate + tower repair

Weakness

Fragile (2 hits)

Egg Reserve

Egg Reserve๐Ÿฅš 200

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Stores eggs and pays compounding interest on them. Scales with Bank Interest.

Strength

Compounding interest on stored eggs

Weakness

No damage; needs time to pay off

WALL

Egg Farm

Egg Farm๐Ÿฅš 750

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš

Farms 1.2 eggs per second – more when connected in blocks. The first five cost 300/450/600/675/750, then 750. Chickens within reach will veer off to wreck it.

Strength

Passive income – more when clustered

Weakness

Chickens veer off to wreck it; expensive

WALL