Wall

The Defences · File #1

Wall

Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed.

Wall
Service record

At a glance

Cost🥚 10
Rating🥚🥚🥚 (3/5)
Hits till destroyed12
ClassStructures
PlacementAny unused tile

WALL

Official file: “Blocks the road, and can be built on any unused tile. Chickens hate it. Bureaucrats don’t.”
The story so far

Backstory

The Wall is the farm’s oldest argument and its best one. It blocks the road, it can be built on any unused tile, and it costs 10 eggs — which makes it the most dependable thing the farm has ever bought. Chickens hate it. The farm has never once minded this. The wall is built to be hated.

It stops everything. Almost everything. The wall’s one blind spot is the Bureaucrat Chicken, which files straight past it with a scroll and a look that says “I’ve seen worse paperwork than you, pal”. But for everything else — the infantry, the bombers, the gods — the wall is the line. It takes 12 smash hits to bring down, and it makes every one of those hits count.

Reinforced Fences makes new walls 60% tougher per level, Tower Armour gives them more hits, and next to the Fence of Mild Inconvenience it unlocks Fortified — both gain 25% more HP. Its weakness is honest: bureaucrats file past, and smash-hits wear it down. But the farm has a saying: the wall does not need to last forever. It only needs to last longer than the chicken’s patience.

What it’s good at

Cheap, sturdy barrier that stops everything except bureaucrats — the farm’s favourite wall.

Weakness

Bureaucrats file past it; smash-hits wear it down

Make it stronger

Power-ups & upgrade paths

📈 Perks that boost it

Reinforced Fences, Tower Armour

⚡ Fortified

Place next to Fence of Mild Inconvenience: A fence braces the wall beside it: both gain 25% more HP.

🔱 SUPER fusion

Eight of this defence fuse into one SUPER unit — x10 damage and double lifetime. Only one SUPER on the board at a time; extra sets feed it to power it up.

🔧 Upgrades & buffs

Hover a tower and press U for +25 seconds of lifetime per level. Overclock boosts all damage and fire rate by 50% for 25 seconds, and when the door drops below 15% HP every tower fires 25% faster. Press H for buff mode — towers beside a SUPER boost it 5% each.

How it gets destroyed

Durability

💥 Smash hits

12 hits before it falls apart. 12 smash hits — the wall takes its time falling.

🍗 Who smashes it

Demolition Drumsticks take 50–75% of a structure’s max HP per swing, and Heavy Metal Chickens and Bureaucrat Elites knock things down too.

☢️ Friendly fire

Your own Nuke and explosive chain reactions don’t care whose side it’s on — keep fragile towers out of the blast radius.

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