Fence of Mild Inconvenience

The Defences · File #43

Fence of Mild Inconvenience

Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed.

Fence of Mild Inconvenience
Service record

At a glance

Cost🥚 6
Rating🥚 (1/5)
Hits till destroyed4
ClassStructures
PlacementAny unused tile

WALL

Official file: “A flimsy fence you can build anywhere. Chickens smash straight through it.”
The story so far

Backstory

The Fence of Mild Inconvenience is honest about what it is, which is a fence. It costs 6 eggs — the cheapest thing the farm has ever built — and it can be placed on any tile, which makes it the most flexible thing the farm has ever built. It is not strong. It is not tall. It is a picket fence with aspirations and a very modest budget.

Its job is not to stop the flock. Its job is to annoy the flock. Chickens smash straight through it — the fence has never once pretended otherwise — but the smash takes a moment, and a moment is what every other defence on the board needs. The flock has learned to hate the fence out of all proportion to its size, which the farm considers the highest compliment.

Reinforced Fences makes every new fence 60% tougher per level, and Tower Armour gives it more hits. Next to the Wall it unlocks Fortified — both gain 25% more HP, and the fence finally feels like part of the family. Its weakness is honest: 4 smash hits and it’s gone. But it costs 6 eggs. The farm can build a thousand. The flock can only smash so fast.

What it’s good at

Cheapest wall, any tile — the farm’s favourite speed bump.

Weakness

Smash-hits break it fast

Make it stronger

Power-ups & upgrade paths

📈 Perks that boost it

Reinforced Fences, Tower Armour

⚡ Fortified

Place next to Wall: A fence braces the wall beside it: both gain 25% more HP.

🔱 SUPER fusion

Eight of this defence fuse into one SUPER unit — x10 damage and double lifetime. Only one SUPER on the board at a time; extra sets feed it to power it up.

🔧 Upgrades & buffs

Hover a tower and press U for +25 seconds of lifetime per level. Overclock boosts all damage and fire rate by 50% for 25 seconds, and when the door drops below 15% HP every tower fires 25% faster. Press H for buff mode — towers beside a SUPER boost it 5% each.

How it gets destroyed

Durability

💥 Smash hits

4 hits before it falls apart. 4 smash hits and the fence is very mildly gone.

🍗 Who smashes it

Demolition Drumsticks take 50–75% of a structure’s max HP per swing, and Heavy Metal Chickens and Bureaucrat Elites knock things down too.

☢️ Friendly fire

Your own Nuke and explosive chain reactions don’t care whose side it’s on — keep fragile towers out of the blast radius.

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