The Confetti Cannon
Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed.
At a glance
| Cost | 🥚 55 |
| Rating | 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) |
| Hits till destroyed | 4 |
| Class | Explosives |
| Placement | Beside the road |
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Backstory
The Confetti Cannon was originally built for celebrations. Then someone loaded it with the wrong barrel, and the farm discovered that the world’s most enthusiastic party cannon is also the world’s most effective crowd-control device. It fires a barrel into the thickest clump of chickens every few seconds. The flock has learned to dread confetti.
It is the definition of auto-AoE: no aiming, no waiting, no negotiation. The cannon finds the crowd — the biggest, densest, most optimistic gathering on the field — and delivers a barrel straight into the middle of it. The flock has a name for the moment the barrel appears: the party has arrived. The party is the explosion.
Every shell scales with Bigger Bangs, so the celebrations only get bigger. Its weakness is honest: slow between shells. The cannon takes its time between barrels, which means the moments between parties are the flock’s only chance. Pair it with the Egg Mortar and Festival of Boom adds +30% blast radius. The farm’s only concern is that the cannon enjoys its work a little too much. The farm is correct.
What it’s good at
Auto-AoE into crowds — the party finds the thickest clump.
Weakness
Slow between shells
Power-ups & upgrade paths
📈 Perks that boost it
Bigger Bangs, Rapid Fire
⚡ Festival of Boom
Place next to Egg Mortar: The confetti cannon spots for the mortar: +30% blast radius.
🔱 SUPER fusion
Eight of this defence fuse into one SUPER unit — x10 damage and double lifetime. Only one SUPER on the board at a time; extra sets feed it to power it up.
🔧 Upgrades & buffs
Hover a tower and press U for +25 seconds of lifetime per level. Overclock boosts all damage and fire rate by 50% for 25 seconds, and when the door drops below 15% HP every tower fires 25% faster. Press H for buff mode — towers beside a SUPER boost it 5% each.
Durability
💥 Smash hits
4 hits before it falls apart. 4 smash hits and the party’s over.
🍗 Who smashes it
Demolition Drumsticks take 50–75% of a structure’s max HP per swing, and Heavy Metal Chickens and Bureaucrat Elites knock things down too.
☢️ Friendly fire
Your own Nuke and explosive chain reactions don’t care whose side it’s on — keep fragile towers out of the blast radius.
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