Farm Reports

The Defences · File #15 Farmer’s Pitchfork Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 18 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile PUSH Official file: “Stabs the nearest chicken every couple of seconds. Farmers’ rights.” The story so far Backstory…

The Defences · File #6 Fan Funnel Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 18 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 4 Class Distraction Placement Any unused tile PUSH Official file: “Blasts chickens backwards. Great for funneling them into your other traps.” The story so far…

The Defences · File #5 Snare Trap Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 26 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 3 Class Pitfalls Placement Any unused tile STUN Official file: “Catches a chicken in a loop of rope and stuns it. Scales with Sharper Traps.”…

The Defences · File #4 Giant Mousetrap Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 24 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 3 Class Pitfalls Placement Any unused tile STUN Official file: “SNAPS shut on one chicken for massive damage. Scales with Sharper Traps.” The story so…

The Defences · File #3 Sticky Tar Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 22 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 4 Class Pitfalls Placement Any unused tile SLOW Official file: “Chickens wade through it: slowed and gently cooked. Scales with Sharper Traps.” The story so…

The Defences · File #24 Bread-Crumb Mine Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 22 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 3 Class Pitfalls Placement Any unused tile BOOMAOE Official file: “Chickens peck it. BOOM. Chain reactions when several gather.” The story so far Backstory The…

The Defences · File #2 Spike Trap Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 15 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 3 Class Pitfalls Placement Any unused tile AOE Official file: “30 damage to whatever steps on it. Ghosts float. Obviously.” The story so far Backstory…

The Defences · File #53 Egg Mortar Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 65 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 8 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road AOEBOOM Official file: “Lobs a shell at the thickest clump of chickens. Big splash.” The story so far…

The Defences · File #50 Tesla Tower Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 60 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 8 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road AOE Official file: “Lightning arcs to the nearest chicken and chains through its friends.” The story so far…

The Defences · File #52 Scarecrow Sniper Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 55 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 8 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road Official file: “A scarecrow with a rifle. Tired of the birds. These birds are worse.” The story so…

The Defences · File #46 Ballista Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 45 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 8 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road Official file: “A siege crossbow with enormous range. Slow, heavy, satisfying.” The story so far Backstory Every defence has…

The Defences · File #47 Gatling Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 40 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road Official file: “A rapid-fire peashooter. Holds the trigger down and believes.” The story so far Backstory There is a…

The Defences · File #18 Chicken Laser Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 35 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 6 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road GHOST Official file: “Zaps the nearest chicken with science. Science does not negotiate.” The story so far Backstory…

The Defences · File #36 Rotisserie Ray Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 34 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road SLOW Official file: “A heat beam that slowly cooks chickens. Cooked chickens drop bonus eggs.” The story so…

The Defences · File #22 The Cluckbuster 9000 Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 32 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road GHOSTSTEALTH Official file: “Fires concentrated SHOO! waves. Terrific against ghosts and stealth chickens.” The story so far…

The Defences · File #16 Shotgun Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 30 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road Official file: “Blasts three pellets at close range. Very persuasive.” The story so far Backstory The farm has exactly…

The Defences · File #37 Fryer Flamethrower Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 30 Rating 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road Official file: “Sprays hot oil at the nearest chicken, burning it over time. Scales with Armour Piercing Rounds.”…

The Defences · File #17 Bow & Arrow Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 25 Rating 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) Hits till destroyed 7 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road Official file: “Long-range single shots. The archer keeps missing their lunch break.” The story so far Backstory…

The Defences · File #21 Egg-Beater Turret Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 24 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road Official file: “A rotating whisk that slaps chickens. Fast hits, low damage, hilarious.” The story so far Backstory…

The Defences · File #42 Coin-Operated Turret Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed. Service record At a glance Cost 🥚 8 Rating 🥚🥚 (2/5) Hits till destroyed 5 Class Damaging Placement Beside the road Official file: “Cheap to place, but needs eggs to fire. Great early, risky late.” The story so far…