Farm Reports

The Chickens · File #11 The Cluckening Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) HP 520.0 Speed 0.34 Eggs dropped 25 Official file: “The chicken god. It is here. It is enormous. It wants the castle rezoned as a nesting site.” The story so far Backstory There…

The Chickens · File #10 Bureaucrat Elite Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) HP 220.0 Speed 0.55 Eggs dropped 12 Official file: “Arrives with a full legal team. Can rewrite your castle layout mid-wave. Unpaid interns handle the tears.” The story so far Backstory The Bureaucrat…

The Chickens · File #24 Demolition Drumstick Prime Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) HP 22.0 Speed 0.18 Eggs dropped 50 Official file: “The mallet is bigger. The thud is deeper. The insurance is unpaid.” The story so far Backstory The Demolition Drumstick Prime is what…

The Chickens · File #20 Royal Rooster Prime Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) HP 60.0 Speed 0.26 Eggs dropped 150 Official file: “The crown emits lightning. The kingdom is overdue on its taxes. You are the kingdom.” The story so far Backstory Every monarchy has…

The Chickens · File #23 The Demolition Drumstick Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) HP 22.0 Speed 0.17 Eggs dropped 18 Official file: “One hit. Half your item gone. It drags a giant wooden mallet and hums the demolition anthem. Rotisserie is its one true fear.”…

The Chickens · File #22 The Misguided Megamissile Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) HP 20.0 Speed 3.20 Eggs dropped 0 Official file: “Twice the size, twice the boom, twice the aim error. Its sense of direction is a felony.” The story so far Backstory After…

The Chickens · File #19 The Royal Rooster Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) HP 60.0 Speed 0.24 Eggs dropped 60 Official file: “Majestic. Slow. Catastrophic. It summons armies, buffs its subjects, and refuses to die quietly.” The story so far Backstory The Royal Rooster was…

The Chickens · File #18 Titan Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (5/5) HP 200.0 Speed 0.55 Eggs dropped 9 Official file: “Forged in a barn fire and blessed by the egg gods. Bullets bounce off it. Only creatures can put it down.” The story so…

The Chickens · File #25 Corn Thief Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) HP 30.0 Speed 1.15 Eggs dropped 1 Official file: “It stole the corn. It stole the eggs. It is not sorry. Killing it refunds half of what it took.” The story so far…

The Chickens · File #6 Cultist Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) HP 32.0 Speed 0.80 Eggs dropped 4 Official file: “Chants in circles. Believes the chicken god is real. The chicken god is, regrettably, real.” The story so far Backstory The Cultist Chicken joined…

The Chickens · File #17 The Gun-Turner Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) HP 70.0 Speed 0.80 Eggs dropped 6 Official file: “It doesn’t destroy your guns. It recruits them. Then it hatches. Then everyone is chickens.” The story so far Backstory Most invaders break things.…

The Chickens · File #21 The Misguided Missile Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚🥚 (4/5) HP 12.0 Speed 3.20 Eggs dropped 0 Official file: “A chicken that behaves like a jet plane with the decision-making skills of a potato. Fast as hell, dumb as bricks.” The story…

The Chickens · File #5 Bureaucrat Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) HP 30.0 Speed 0.85 Eggs dropped 3 Official file: “Carries a scroll at all times. It once got a wall demolished with a strongly worded letter.” The story so far Backstory Some chickens…

The Chickens · File #15 Flying Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) HP 16.0 Speed 1.35 Eggs dropped 3 Official file: “Evolution finally paid off. It flies over walls, traps and common sense.” The story so far Backstory For millions of years, the ancestors of…

The Chickens · File #8 Ghost Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) HP 16.0 Speed 1.00 Eggs dropped 4 Official file: “Died in a tragic egg-related incident. Only loud noises hurt it now. Also feelings.” The story so far Backstory The Ghost Chicken died in…

The Chickens · File #9 Heavy Metal Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) HP 130.0 Speed 0.42 Eggs dropped 6 Official file: “Headbangs so hard it knocks down structures. Its neck is insured for 40 eggs.” The story so far Backstory One night, somewhere behind…

The Chickens · File #13 Killer Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) HP 30.0 Speed 1.20 Eggs dropped 3 Official file: “Not a metaphor. It has a knife and a mission. The mission is you.” The story so far Backstory Somewhere between the coop and…

The Chickens · File #16 Large Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) HP 90.0 Speed 0.65 Eggs dropped 5 Official file: “A normal chicken, but bigger. It has been eating its vegetables. And the vegetables’ neighbours.” The story so far Backstory The Large Chicken began…

The Chickens · File #7 Spy Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) HP 26.0 Speed 1.10 Eggs dropped 4 Official file: “Wears a tiny trench coat. Went to chicken espionage school. Graduated second in a class of one.” The story so far Backstory The chicken…

The Chickens · File #4 Stealth Chicken Backstory, stats and how to beat it. Service record At a glance Threat 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) HP 20.0 Speed 0.90 Eggs dropped 3 Official file: “Trained in a barn that was actually a shadowy intelligence agency. It clucks in Morse code.” The story so far Backstory The barn on…