Garrison Cat
Backstory, stats, upgrade paths and how it gets destroyed.
At a glance
| Cost | 🥚 22 |
| Rating | 🥚🥚🥚 (3/5) |
| Hits till destroyed | 30 |
| Class | Creatures |
| Placement | Any unused tile |
PET
Backstory
The Garrison Cat is the only defence on the farm that hunts because it enjoys it. It sits at its post, tail flicking, watching the flock with the patience of something that has never once missed a meal. When a chicken enters its radius, it pounces — one leap, one instant kill, one very startled chicken. Then it returns home, sits down, and waits for the next one.
It kills instantly. That is not hyperbole — the pounce is a one-hit event, and the flock has learned to give the cat’s post a very wide berth. But it is also honest: one chicken at a time, and once the area is clear, the cat goes home. It does not chase. It does not need to. The flock comes to it, and the flock knows what happens when the flock comes to it.
It is tougher than it looks — 30 smash hits, which the farm’s biologists attribute to the eight lives it has not yet used. Beast Mode makes it pounce faster, and Rapid Fire keeps it on schedule. The farm’s only rule for the Garrison Cat: never call it a pet. It has a job. It is very good at the job. It would like you to remember that.
What it’s good at
Instant kill on pounce — one chicken, one very startled moment.
Weakness
One chicken at a time; returns home when clear
Power-ups & upgrade paths
📈 Perks that boost it
Beast Mode, Rapid Fire
🔱 SUPER fusion
Eight of this defence fuse into one SUPER unit — x10 damage and double lifetime. Only one SUPER on the board at a time; extra sets feed it to power it up.
🔧 Upgrades & buffs
Hover a tower and press U for +25 seconds of lifetime per level. Overclock boosts all damage and fire rate by 50% for 25 seconds, and when the door drops below 15% HP every tower fires 25% faster. Press H for buff mode — towers beside a SUPER boost it 5% each.
Durability
💥 Smash hits
30 hits before it falls apart. 30 smash hits — the cat has used up eight of its nine lives and is not sorry.
🍗 Who smashes it
Demolition Drumsticks take 50–75% of a structure’s max HP per swing, and Heavy Metal Chickens and Bureaucrat Elites knock things down too.
☢️ Friendly fire
Your own Nuke and explosive chain reactions don’t care whose side it’s on — keep fragile towers out of the blast radius.
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