The arsenal

60+ Defences

Walls, turrets, traps, bells, creatures, explosives and egg-powered economy — every defence from the game, with real stats and counters.

DamagingPitfallsDistractionExplosivesBellsStunsCreaturesStructuresEconomy

Damaging

Coin-Operated Turret🥚 8

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Cheap to place, but needs eggs to fire. Great early, risky late.

Strength

Very cheap to place

Weakness

Costs 2 eggs per shot

5 HITS

Egg-Beater Turret🥚 24

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A rotating whisk that slaps chickens. Fast hits, low damage, hilarious.

Strength

Very fast cheap hits

Weakness

Low damage

5 HITS

Bow & Arrow🥚 25

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Long-range single shots. The archer keeps missing their lunch break.

Strength

Cheap, long range

Weakness

Slow rate of fire

7 HITS

Fryer Flamethrower🥚 30

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Sprays hot oil at the nearest chicken, burning it over time. Scales with Armour Piercing Rounds.

Strength

Direct damage with burn ticks, scales with APR

Weakness

Short range

5 HITS

Shotgun🥚 30

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Blasts three pellets at close range. Very persuasive.

Strength

Strong burst against single chickens

Weakness

Short range

7 HITS

The Cluckbuster 9000🥚 32

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Fires concentrated SHOO! waves. Terrific against ghosts and stealth chickens.

Strength

Terrific vs ghosts and stealth

Weakness

Weak vs normal chickens; cost rises per use

7 HITSGHOSTSTEALTH

Rotisserie Ray🥚 34

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A heat beam that slowly cooks chickens. Cooked chickens drop bonus eggs.

Strength

Burning damage; cooked chickens drop bonus eggs

Weakness

Slow burn

7 HITSSLOW

Chicken Laser🥚 35

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Zaps the nearest chicken with science. Science does not negotiate.

Strength

3x damage vs ghosts, good range

Weakness

Single target

6 HITSGHOST

Gatling🥚 40

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A rapid-fire peashooter. Holds the trigger down and believes.

Strength

Very fast hits melt swarms

Weakness

Low damage per shot

7 HITS

Ballista🥚 45

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A siege crossbow with enormous range. Slow, heavy, satisfying.

Strength

Longest range and heavy damage

Weakness

Slow and expensive

8 HITS

Scarecrow Sniper🥚 55

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A scarecrow with a rifle. Tired of the birds. These birds are worse.

Strength

Long range, high single damage

Weakness

Slow rate of fire

8 HITS

Tesla Tower🥚 60

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Lightning arcs to the nearest chicken and chains through its friends.

Strength

AoE chain damage

Weakness

Needs clusters to shine

8 HITSAOE

Egg Mortar🥚 65

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Lobs a shell at the thickest clump of chickens. Big splash.

Strength

Big splash into clumps

Weakness

Slow shell can miss movers

8 HITSAOEBOOM

Pitfalls

Spike Trap🥚 15

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30 damage to whatever steps on it. Ghosts float. Obviously.

Strength

Big single hit on a small area, scales with Sharper Traps

Weakness

One chicken at a time; ghosts float over

3 HITSAOE

Bread-Crumb Mine🥚 22

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Chickens peck it. BOOM. Chain reactions when several gather.

Strength

AoE boom with chain reactions

Weakness

Needs a chicken to trigger it

3 HITSBOOMAOE

Sticky Tar🥚 22

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Chickens wade through it: slowed and gently cooked. Scales with Sharper Traps.

Strength

Cheap slow that scales with Sharper Traps

Weakness

Very low damage on its own

4 HITSSLOW

Giant Mousetrap🥚 24

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SNAPS shut on one chicken for massive damage. Scales with Sharper Traps.

Strength

Massive one-shot damage

Weakness

Single target; slow to reset

3 HITSSTUN

Snare Trap🥚 26

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Catches a chicken in a loop of rope and stuns it. Scales with Sharper Traps.

Strength

Stops one chicken for a good while

Weakness

No damage; one target

3 HITSSTUN

Distraction

Fan Funnel🥚 18

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Blasts chickens backwards. Great for funneling them into your other traps.

Strength

Great funneling – pushes chickens into your traps

Weakness

No damage

4 HITSPUSH

Farmer’s Pitchfork🥚 18

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Stabs the nearest chicken every couple of seconds. Farmers’ rights.

Strength

Cheap damage and push

Weakness

Short range

6 HITSPUSH

Corn Feeder🥚 20

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Distracts up to 3 chickens. They eat. They dream. They explode nicely.

Strength

Pulls chickens into kill zones

Weakness

No damage; lured chickens keep coming back

5 HITSLURE

The Angry Broom🥚 20

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A possessed broom that sweeps chickens off the path. Low damage, high knockback.

Strength

Massive knockback

Weakness

Nearly no damage

6 HITSPUSHLURE

Garlic Grenade🥚 24

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Chickens hate garlic. They scatter in random directions, ruining their formation.

Strength

Ruins enemy formations

Weakness

No damage

6 HITSLURE

Feather Vacuum🥚 26

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Sucks feathers off chickens. They slow down. Fully plucked ones panic and run backwards.

Strength

Fully plucked chickens panic and flee

Weakness

Very low damage

6 HITSSLOWLURE

Overcooked Toaster🥚 26

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Launches flaming toast. Chickens chase the toast instead of you.

Strength

Pulls chickens off course

Weakness

No damage

6 HITSLURE

Paper Shredder🥚 26

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Shreds bureaucratic scrolls. A legal nightmare for the legal nightmare.

Strength

Counters bureaucrats completely

Weakness

Nearly useless against other chickens

5 HITSPAPER

Bureaucracy Bomb🥚 28

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Explodes into paperwork. Bureaucrat chickens stop to read it.

Strength

Stops bureaucrats to read

Weakness

Nothing vs other chickens

6 HITSPAPERSTUN

Legal Loophole Launcher🥚 30

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Shoots loophole documents. Bureaucrats argue with each other instead of attacking.

Strength

Turns bureaucrats on each other

Weakness

No effect on normal chickens

6 HITSPAPER

Beehive🥚 40

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Releases furious bees that sting and slow a chicken.

Strength

Cheap slow plus damage

Weakness

Low damage

7 HITSSLOW

Explosives

The Popcorn Popper🥚 24

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Rapidly pops tiny exploding kernels at nearby chickens. Each pop is small, but Bigger Bangs multiplies all of them.

Strength

Steady burn that scales with Bigger Bangs

Weakness

Tiny per-pop damage

3 HITSBOOMAOE

The Eggsploder🥚 32

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Launches unstable eggs that explode on impact. Chain reactions included.

Strength

AoE explosion on impact

Weakness

Slow reload; chains unexpectedly

7 HITSBOOMAOE

The Box of Regret🥚 40

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A mysterious crate. Whatever is inside happens to whoever gets close. Pure chaos.

Strength

Unpredictable but always entertaining

Weakness

RNG – can help the chickens

8 HITSBOOM

Cluck Cluster🥚 42

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A mine that splits into 5 smaller mines on detonation. Bigger Bangs multiplies the main blast AND every fragment.

Strength

Main blast plus fragments cover a big area

Weakness

Needs triggering; costs more

4 HITSBOOMAOE

The Confetti Cannon🥚 55

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Fires a barrel into the thickest clump every few seconds. Every shell scales with Bigger Bangs.

Strength

Auto-AoE into crowds

Weakness

Slow between shells

4 HITSBOOMAOE

The Nuke🥚 1500

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Air-drops one bomb that detonates in a ~20-tile blast and vaporises everything in it. Chickens, ghosts, gods – and anything of yours that’s too close. One and done.

Strength

Wipes everything in ~20 tiles

Weakness

Destroys your own stuff too; one use

∞ HITSBOOMAOE

Bells

Wind Chimes🥚 18

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Tinkles rapidly. Light damage, reveals stealth. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.

Strength

Cheap stealth reveal + ghost damage

Weakness

Very low damage

5 HITSGHOSTSTEALTHAOE

Bell Tower🥚 28

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Reveals stealth. Damages ghosts. Nothing is immune to a really loud bell. 300% range.

Strength

300% range; counters stealth and ghosts

Weakness

Weak against normal chickens

5 HITSGHOSTSTEALTHAOESTUN

Bell-Tower Blaster🥚 30

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Shoots sonic pulses. Reveals stealth and stuns ghosts. 300% range.

Strength

Counters stealth and ghosts

Weakness

Short range

7 HITSGHOSTSTEALTHSTUN

Farm Alarm Siren🥚 40

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Screams across a huge area, revealing stealth and stinging ghosts. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.

Strength

Enormous coverage, reveals stealth

Weakness

Low damage

6 HITSGHOSTSTEALTHAOE

Cluckstorm Beacon🥚 45

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Attracts lightning – every strike buffs ALL defences’ fire rate. Scales with Rapid Fire and Bigger Bells.

Strength

Global fire-rate buff for every tower

Weakness

No direct damage

5 HITSAOE

Gong of Doom🥚 50

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A huge gong. Heavy damage, wide ring, big stun. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.

Strength

Wide heavy hit and big stun

Weakness

Expensive; slow between rings

8 HITSGHOSTSTEALTHAOESTUN

Stuns

Cheese Catapult🥚 28

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Fires sticky cheese wheels. Chickens get stuck and roll around helplessly.

Strength

Stops and shoves chickens

Weakness

Low damage

7 HITSSTUNPUSH

The Whistle Whacker🥚 28

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A whistle that makes chickens cover their ears. Scales with Chaos Marketing and Rapid Fire.

Strength

Area stun that scales with Chaos Marketing

Weakness

No damage

5 HITSSTUN

Ice-Cream Cannon🥚 30

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Fires cold scoops. Chickens slip, slide and crash into each other.

Strength

Stuns, slows and knocks

Weakness

Low damage

7 HITSSTUNSLOWPUSH

The Colonel’s Boot🥚 34

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A giant boot that stomps periodically. Upgrades increase stomp radius and sass.

Strength

Big stomp stun

Weakness

Slow between stomps

7 HITSSTUN

Trumpet of Doom🥚 36

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Blows one loud note. All chickens stumble for half a second in dramatic fear.

Strength

One note freezes everything

Weakness

Brief stun, long cooldown

6 HITSSTUN

Creatures

Garrison Cat🥚 22

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Pounces on chickens in its radius and kills them, then returns home once the area is clear.

Strength

Instant kill on pounce

Weakness

One chicken at a time; returns home when clear

30 HITSPET

Wolf🥚 30

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Roams the field, hunts down chickens and eats them. It is not a dog. Do not pet it.

Strength

Hunts alone and eats; hits titans

Weakness

Roams where it wants

7 HITSPET

The Chicken Whisperer🥚 45

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A mystical staff. Converts one chicken per wave to your side. It deserts immediately.

Strength

Turns the swarm against itself

Weakness

One per wave; converts may desert

6 HITSPET

The Colonel🥚 60

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One soldier. Useless but hilarious. Fires fast and keeps firing – upgrades make him genuinely dangerous.

Strength

Very fast attacks; counts as a creature

Weakness

Aim is wild early on

10 HITSPET

The Tractor🥚 65

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A rogue tractor that drives around the field running over anything in its way. It rumbles for 250 seconds, and it knows what it did.

Strength

Covers the whole field, splats everything

Weakness

Drives where it wants; one 250s rumble

8 HITSPET

AI Farm Drone🥚 70

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An autonomous drone that patrols and zaps chickens with science.

Strength

Mobile, long range, counts as a creature

Weakness

Moderate damage

7 HITSPETAOE

Jet Fighter🥚 100

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A screaming jet that strafes the whole field in four fast passes, shooting everything in its path. One glorious run, then gone.

Strength

Sweeps all four rows in one pass

Weakness

One run, then gone

∞ HITSPETAOE

Structures

Fence of Mild Inconvenience🥚 6

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A flimsy fence you can build anywhere. Chickens smash straight through it.

Strength

Cheapest wall, any tile

Weakness

Smash-hits break it fast

4 HITSWALL

Wall🥚 10

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Blocks the road, and can be built on any unused tile. Chickens hate it. Bureaucrats don’t.

Strength

Cheap, sturdy barrier – stops everything except bureaucrats

Weakness

Bureaucrats file past it; smash-hits wear it down

12 HITSWALL

Laser Gate🥚 48

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A red beam that cooks everything crossing it. Build it anywhere.

Strength

Hits everything on its line

Weakness

Only along the beam

30 HITSWALLAOE

Economy

Tax-Collecting Rooster🥚 100

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Taxes the flock – each one boosts egg drops by 5%. First five cost 100/200/300/400/500, then 750.

Strength

+5% egg drops per rooster, stacks

Weakness

No direct damage

5 HITS

Builder🥚 150

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A hard-working female builder. Builds a free farm every 30s, rushes to fix the farm door when it’s damaged (1 bar per second), and patches damaged towers nearby – repair time extends her own 400s lifetime. Two hits and she’s done.

Strength

Free farms, gate + tower repair

Weakness

Fragile (2 hits)

2 HITS

Egg Reserve🥚 200

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Stores eggs and pays compounding interest on them. Scales with Bank Interest.

Strength

Compounding interest on stored eggs

Weakness

No damage; needs time to pay off

6 HITSWALL

Egg Farm🥚 750

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Farms 1.2 eggs per second – more when connected in blocks. The first five cost 300/450/600/675/750, then 750. Chickens within reach will veer off to wreck it.

Strength

Passive income – more when clustered

Weakness

Chickens veer off to wreck it; expensive

6 HITSWALL