60+ Defences
Walls, turrets, traps, bells, creatures, explosives and egg-powered economy โ every defence from the game, with real stats and counters.
Damaging

Coin-Operated Turret๐ฅ 8
Cheap to place, but needs eggs to fire. Great early, risky late.
StrengthVery cheap to place
WeaknessCosts 2 eggs per shot

Egg-Beater Turret๐ฅ 24
A rotating whisk that slaps chickens. Fast hits, low damage, hilarious.
StrengthVery fast cheap hits
WeaknessLow damage

Bow & Arrow๐ฅ 25
Long-range single shots. The archer keeps missing their lunch break.
StrengthCheap, long range
WeaknessSlow rate of fire

Fryer Flamethrower๐ฅ 30
Sprays hot oil at the nearest chicken, burning it over time. Scales with Armour Piercing Rounds.
StrengthDirect damage with burn ticks, scales with APR
WeaknessShort range

Shotgun๐ฅ 30
Blasts three pellets at close range. Very persuasive.
StrengthStrong burst against single chickens
WeaknessShort range

The Cluckbuster 9000๐ฅ 32
Fires concentrated SHOO! waves. Terrific against ghosts and stealth chickens.
StrengthTerrific vs ghosts and stealth
WeaknessWeak vs normal chickens; cost rises per use
GHOSTSTEALTH

Rotisserie Ray๐ฅ 34
A heat beam that slowly cooks chickens. Cooked chickens drop bonus eggs.
StrengthBurning damage; cooked chickens drop bonus eggs
WeaknessSlow burn
SLOW

Chicken Laser๐ฅ 35
Zaps the nearest chicken with science. Science does not negotiate.
Strength3x damage vs ghosts, good range
WeaknessSingle target
GHOST

Gatling๐ฅ 40
A rapid-fire peashooter. Holds the trigger down and believes.
StrengthVery fast hits melt swarms
WeaknessLow damage per shot

Ballista๐ฅ 45
A siege crossbow with enormous range. Slow, heavy, satisfying.
StrengthLongest range and heavy damage
WeaknessSlow and expensive

Scarecrow Sniper๐ฅ 55
A scarecrow with a rifle. Tired of the birds. These birds are worse.
StrengthLong range, high single damage
WeaknessSlow rate of fire

Tesla Tower๐ฅ 60
Lightning arcs to the nearest chicken and chains through its friends.
StrengthAoE chain damage
WeaknessNeeds clusters to shine
AOE

Egg Mortar๐ฅ 65
Lobs a shell at the thickest clump of chickens. Big splash.
StrengthBig splash into clumps
WeaknessSlow shell can miss movers
AOEBOOM
Pitfalls

Spike Trap๐ฅ 15
30 damage to whatever steps on it. Ghosts float. Obviously.
StrengthBig single hit on a small area, scales with Sharper Traps
WeaknessOne chicken at a time; ghosts float over
AOE

Bread-Crumb Mine๐ฅ 22
Chickens peck it. BOOM. Chain reactions when several gather.
StrengthAoE boom with chain reactions
WeaknessNeeds a chicken to trigger it
BOOMAOE

Sticky Tar๐ฅ 22
Chickens wade through it: slowed and gently cooked. Scales with Sharper Traps.
StrengthCheap slow that scales with Sharper Traps
WeaknessVery low damage on its own
SLOW

Giant Mousetrap๐ฅ 24
SNAPS shut on one chicken for massive damage. Scales with Sharper Traps.
StrengthMassive one-shot damage
WeaknessSingle target; slow to reset
STUN

Snare Trap๐ฅ 26
Catches a chicken in a loop of rope and stuns it. Scales with Sharper Traps.
StrengthStops one chicken for a good while
WeaknessNo damage; one target
STUN
Distraction

Fan Funnel๐ฅ 18
Blasts chickens backwards. Great for funneling them into your other traps.
StrengthGreat funneling – pushes chickens into your traps
WeaknessNo damage
PUSH

Farmer’s Pitchfork๐ฅ 18
Stabs the nearest chicken every couple of seconds. Farmers’ rights.
StrengthCheap damage and push
WeaknessShort range
PUSH

Corn Feeder๐ฅ 20
Distracts up to 3 chickens. They eat. They dream. They explode nicely.
StrengthPulls chickens into kill zones
WeaknessNo damage; lured chickens keep coming back
LURE

The Angry Broom๐ฅ 20
A possessed broom that sweeps chickens off the path. Low damage, high knockback.
StrengthMassive knockback
WeaknessNearly no damage
PUSHLURE

Garlic Grenade๐ฅ 24
Chickens hate garlic. They scatter in random directions, ruining their formation.
StrengthRuins enemy formations
WeaknessNo damage
LURE

Feather Vacuum๐ฅ 26
Sucks feathers off chickens. They slow down. Fully plucked ones panic and run backwards.
StrengthFully plucked chickens panic and flee
WeaknessVery low damage
SLOWLURE

Overcooked Toaster๐ฅ 26
Launches flaming toast. Chickens chase the toast instead of you.
StrengthPulls chickens off course
WeaknessNo damage
LURE

Paper Shredder๐ฅ 26
Shreds bureaucratic scrolls. A legal nightmare for the legal nightmare.
StrengthCounters bureaucrats completely
WeaknessNearly useless against other chickens
PAPER

Bureaucracy Bomb๐ฅ 28
Explodes into paperwork. Bureaucrat chickens stop to read it.
StrengthStops bureaucrats to read
WeaknessNothing vs other chickens
PAPERSTUN

Legal Loophole Launcher๐ฅ 30
Shoots loophole documents. Bureaucrats argue with each other instead of attacking.
StrengthTurns bureaucrats on each other
WeaknessNo effect on normal chickens
PAPER

Beehive๐ฅ 40
Releases furious bees that sting and slow a chicken.
StrengthCheap slow plus damage
WeaknessLow damage
SLOW
Explosives

The Popcorn Popper๐ฅ 24
Rapidly pops tiny exploding kernels at nearby chickens. Each pop is small, but Bigger Bangs multiplies all of them.
StrengthSteady burn that scales with Bigger Bangs
WeaknessTiny per-pop damage
BOOMAOE

The Eggsploder๐ฅ 32
Launches unstable eggs that explode on impact. Chain reactions included.
StrengthAoE explosion on impact
WeaknessSlow reload; chains unexpectedly
BOOMAOE

The Box of Regret๐ฅ 40
A mysterious crate. Whatever is inside happens to whoever gets close. Pure chaos.
StrengthUnpredictable but always entertaining
WeaknessRNG – can help the chickens
BOOM

Cluck Cluster๐ฅ 42
A mine that splits into 5 smaller mines on detonation. Bigger Bangs multiplies the main blast AND every fragment.
StrengthMain blast plus fragments cover a big area
WeaknessNeeds triggering; costs more
BOOMAOE

The Confetti Cannon๐ฅ 55
Fires a barrel into the thickest clump every few seconds. Every shell scales with Bigger Bangs.
StrengthAuto-AoE into crowds
WeaknessSlow between shells
BOOMAOE

The Nuke๐ฅ 1500
Air-drops one bomb that detonates in a ~20-tile blast and vaporises everything in it. Chickens, ghosts, gods – and anything of yours that’s too close. One and done.
StrengthWipes everything in ~20 tiles
WeaknessDestroys your own stuff too; one use
BOOMAOE
Bells

Wind Chimes๐ฅ 18
Tinkles rapidly. Light damage, reveals stealth. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.
StrengthCheap stealth reveal + ghost damage
WeaknessVery low damage
GHOSTSTEALTHAOE

Bell Tower๐ฅ 28
Reveals stealth. Damages ghosts. Nothing is immune to a really loud bell. 300% range.
Strength300% range; counters stealth and ghosts
WeaknessWeak against normal chickens
GHOSTSTEALTHAOESTUN

Bell-Tower Blaster๐ฅ 30
Shoots sonic pulses. Reveals stealth and stuns ghosts. 300% range.
StrengthCounters stealth and ghosts
WeaknessShort range
GHOSTSTEALTHSTUN

Farm Alarm Siren๐ฅ 40
Screams across a huge area, revealing stealth and stinging ghosts. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.
StrengthEnormous coverage, reveals stealth
WeaknessLow damage
GHOSTSTEALTHAOE
Cluckstorm Beacon๐ฅ 45
Attracts lightning – every strike buffs ALL defences’ fire rate. Scales with Rapid Fire and Bigger Bells.
StrengthGlobal fire-rate buff for every tower
WeaknessNo direct damage
AOE

Gong of Doom๐ฅ 50
A huge gong. Heavy damage, wide ring, big stun. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.
StrengthWide heavy hit and big stun
WeaknessExpensive; slow between rings
GHOSTSTEALTHAOESTUN
Stuns

Cheese Catapult๐ฅ 28
Fires sticky cheese wheels. Chickens get stuck and roll around helplessly.
StrengthStops and shoves chickens
WeaknessLow damage
STUNPUSH

The Whistle Whacker๐ฅ 28
A whistle that makes chickens cover their ears. Scales with Chaos Marketing and Rapid Fire.
StrengthArea stun that scales with Chaos Marketing
WeaknessNo damage
STUN

Ice-Cream Cannon๐ฅ 30
Fires cold scoops. Chickens slip, slide and crash into each other.
StrengthStuns, slows and knocks
WeaknessLow damage
STUNSLOWPUSH

The Colonel’s Boot๐ฅ 34
A giant boot that stomps periodically. Upgrades increase stomp radius and sass.
StrengthBig stomp stun
WeaknessSlow between stomps
STUN

Trumpet of Doom๐ฅ 36
Blows one loud note. All chickens stumble for half a second in dramatic fear.
StrengthOne note freezes everything
WeaknessBrief stun, long cooldown
STUN
Creatures

Garrison Cat๐ฅ 22
Pounces on chickens in its radius and kills them, then returns home once the area is clear.
StrengthInstant kill on pounce
WeaknessOne chicken at a time; returns home when clear
PET

Wolf๐ฅ 30
Roams the field, hunts down chickens and eats them. It is not a dog. Do not pet it.
StrengthHunts alone and eats; hits titans
WeaknessRoams where it wants
PET

The Chicken Whisperer๐ฅ 45
A mystical staff. Converts one chicken per wave to your side. It deserts immediately.
StrengthTurns the swarm against itself
WeaknessOne per wave; converts may desert
PET

The Colonel๐ฅ 60
One soldier. Useless but hilarious. Upgrades make him slightly less useless.
StrengthVery fast attacks; counts as a creature
WeaknessEach shot is tiny
PET

The Tractor๐ฅ 65
A rogue tractor that drives around the field running over anything in its way. It rumbles for 250 seconds, and it knows what it did.
StrengthCovers the whole field, splats everything
WeaknessDrives where it wants; one 250s rumble
PET

AI Farm Drone๐ฅ 70
An autonomous drone that patrols and zaps chickens with science.
StrengthMobile, long range, counts as a creature
WeaknessModerate damage
PETAOE

Jet Fighter๐ฅ 100
A screaming jet that strafes the whole field in four fast passes, shooting everything in its path. One glorious run, then gone.
StrengthSweeps all four rows in one pass
WeaknessOne run, then gone
PETAOE
Structures

Fence of Mild Inconvenience๐ฅ 6
A flimsy fence you can build anywhere. Chickens smash straight through it.
StrengthCheapest wall, any tile
WeaknessSmash-hits break it fast
WALL

Wall๐ฅ 10
Blocks the road, and can be built on any unused tile. Chickens hate it. Bureaucrats don’t.
StrengthCheap, sturdy barrier – stops everything except bureaucrats
WeaknessBureaucrats file past it; smash-hits wear it down
WALL

Laser Gate๐ฅ 48
A red beam that cooks everything crossing it. Build it anywhere.
StrengthHits everything on its line
WeaknessOnly along the beam
WALLAOE
Economy

Tax-Collecting Rooster๐ฅ 100
Taxes the flock – each one boosts egg drops by 5%. First five cost 100/200/300/400/500, then 750.
Strength+5% egg drops per rooster, stacks
WeaknessNo direct damage

Builder๐ฅ 150
A hard-working female builder. Builds a free farm every 75s, rushes to fix the farm door when it’s damaged (1 bar per second), and patches damaged towers nearby – repair time extends her own 400s lifetime. Two hits and she’s done.
StrengthFree farms, gate + tower repair
WeaknessFragile (2 hits)

Egg Reserve๐ฅ 200
Stores eggs and pays compounding interest on them. Scales with Bank Interest.
StrengthCompounding interest on stored eggs
WeaknessNo damage; needs time to pay off
WALL

Egg Farm๐ฅ 750
Farms 1.2 eggs per second – more when connected in blocks. The first five cost 300/450/600/675/750, then 750. Chickens within reach will veer off to wreck it.
StrengthPassive income – more when clustered
WeaknessChickens veer off to wreck it; expensive
WALL
