{"id":104,"date":"2026-08-15T06:21:53","date_gmt":"2026-08-15T06:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/?page_id=104"},"modified":"2026-08-15T07:23:19","modified_gmt":"2026-08-15T07:23:19","slug":"defences","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/?page_id=104","title":{"rendered":"Defences \u2014 All 60 Towers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"cs-pagehero\"><div class=\"cs-wrap\"><div class=\"cs-kicker\">The arsenal<\/div><h1 class=\"cs-h1\">60+ Defences<\/h1><p class=\"cs-sub\">Walls, turrets, traps, bells, creatures, explosives and egg-powered economy \u2014 every defence from the game, with real stats and counters.<\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-section\"><div class=\"cs-wrap\"><div class=\"cs-legend\"><span class=\"cs-chip\" style=\"--chip:#FF8A2A\">Damaging<\/span><span class=\"cs-chip\" style=\"--chip:#E8533C\">Pitfalls<\/span><span class=\"cs-chip\" style=\"--chip:#57B8FF\">Distraction<\/span><span class=\"cs-chip\" style=\"--chip:#FFD23F\">Explosives<\/span><span class=\"cs-chip\" style=\"--chip:#F5C26B\">Bells<\/span><span class=\"cs-chip\" style=\"--chip:#B78BFF\">Stuns<\/span><span class=\"cs-chip\" style=\"--chip:#6FCF97\">Creatures<\/span><span class=\"cs-chip\" style=\"--chip:#C99A6B\">Structures<\/span><span class=\"cs-chip\" style=\"--chip:#6FD3C7\">Economy<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-section cs-section-alt\"><div class=\"cs-wrap\"><div class=\"cs-cat-title\"><span class=\"dot\" style=\"background:#FF8A2A\"><\/span><h3>Damaging<\/h3><\/div><div class=\"cs-defgrid\"><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_coinop.png\" alt=\"Coin-Operated Turret\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Coin-Operated Turret<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 8<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Cheap to place, but needs eggs to fire. Great early, risky late.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Very cheap to place<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Costs 2 eggs per shot<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_eggbeater.png\" alt=\"Egg-Beater Turret\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Egg-Beater Turret<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 24<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A rotating whisk that slaps chickens. Fast hits, low damage, hilarious.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Very fast cheap hits<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Low damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_bow.png\" alt=\"Bow &#038; Arrow\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Bow &#038; Arrow<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 25<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Long-range single shots. The archer keeps missing their lunch break.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Cheap, long range<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Slow rate of fire<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_fryer.png\" alt=\"Fryer Flamethrower\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Fryer Flamethrower<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 30<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Sprays hot oil at the nearest chicken, burning it over time. Scales with Armour Piercing Rounds.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Direct damage with burn ticks, scales with APR<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Short range<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_shotgun.png\" alt=\"Shotgun\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Shotgun<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 30<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Blasts three pellets at close range. Very persuasive.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Strong burst against single chickens<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Short range<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_cluckbuster.png\" alt=\"The Cluckbuster 9000\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Cluckbuster 9000<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 32<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Fires concentrated SHOO! waves. Terrific against ghosts and stealth chickens.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Terrific vs ghosts and stealth<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Weak vs normal chickens; cost rises per use<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">GHOST<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STEALTH<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_rotisserie.png\" alt=\"Rotisserie Ray\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Rotisserie Ray<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 34<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A heat beam that slowly cooks chickens. Cooked chickens drop bonus eggs.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Burning damage; cooked chickens drop bonus eggs<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Slow burn<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">SLOW<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_laser.png\" alt=\"Chicken Laser\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Chicken Laser<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 35<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Zaps the nearest chicken with science. Science does not negotiate.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>3x damage vs ghosts, good range<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Single target<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">GHOST<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_gatling.png\" alt=\"Gatling\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Gatling<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 40<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A rapid-fire peashooter. Holds the trigger down and believes.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Very fast hits melt swarms<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Low damage per shot<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_ballista.png\" alt=\"Ballista\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Ballista<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 45<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A siege crossbow with enormous range. Slow, heavy, satisfying.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Longest range and heavy damage<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Slow and expensive<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_scarecrow.png\" alt=\"Scarecrow Sniper\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Scarecrow Sniper<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 55<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A scarecrow with a rifle. Tired of the birds. These birds are worse.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Long range, high single damage<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Slow rate of fire<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_tesla.png\" alt=\"Tesla Tower\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Tesla Tower<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 60<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Lightning arcs to the nearest chicken and chains through its friends.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>AoE chain damage<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Needs clusters to shine<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FF8A2A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_mortar.png\" alt=\"Egg Mortar\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Egg Mortar<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 65<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Lobs a shell at the thickest clump of chickens. Big splash.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Big splash into clumps<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Slow shell can miss movers<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">BOOM<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-cat-title\"><span class=\"dot\" style=\"background:#E8533C\"><\/span><h3>Pitfalls<\/h3><\/div><div class=\"cs-defgrid\"><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#E8533C\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_trap.png\" alt=\"Spike Trap\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Spike Trap<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 15<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>30 damage to whatever steps on it. Ghosts float. Obviously.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Big single hit on a small area, scales with Sharper Traps<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>One chicken at a time; ghosts float over<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#E8533C\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_breadcrumb.png\" alt=\"Bread-Crumb Mine\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Bread-Crumb Mine<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 22<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Chickens peck it. BOOM. Chain reactions when several gather.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>AoE boom with chain reactions<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Needs a chicken to trigger it<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">BOOM<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#E8533C\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_tar.png\" alt=\"Sticky Tar\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Sticky Tar<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 22<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Chickens wade through it: slowed and gently cooked. Scales with Sharper Traps.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Cheap slow that scales with Sharper Traps<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Very low damage on its own<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">SLOW<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#E8533C\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_mousetrap.png\" alt=\"Giant Mousetrap\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Giant Mousetrap<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 24<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>SNAPS shut on one chicken for massive damage. Scales with Sharper Traps.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Massive one-shot damage<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Single target; slow to reset<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#E8533C\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_snare.png\" alt=\"Snare Trap\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Snare Trap<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 26<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Catches a chicken in a loop of rope and stuns it. Scales with Sharper Traps.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Stops one chicken for a good while<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No damage; one target<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-cat-title\"><span class=\"dot\" style=\"background:#57B8FF\"><\/span><h3>Distraction<\/h3><\/div><div class=\"cs-defgrid\"><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_fan.png\" alt=\"Fan Funnel\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Fan Funnel<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 18<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Blasts chickens backwards. Great for funneling them into your other traps.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Great funneling &#8211; pushes chickens into your traps<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PUSH<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_pitchfork.png\" alt=\"Farmer's Pitchfork\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Farmer&#8217;s Pitchfork<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 18<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Stabs the nearest chicken every couple of seconds. Farmers&#8217; rights.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Cheap damage and push<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Short range<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PUSH<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_feeder.png\" alt=\"Corn Feeder\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Corn Feeder<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 20<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Distracts up to 3 chickens. They eat. They dream. They explode nicely.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Pulls chickens into kill zones<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No damage; lured chickens keep coming back<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">LURE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_broom.png\" alt=\"The Angry Broom\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Angry Broom<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 20<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A possessed broom that sweeps chickens off the path. Low damage, high knockback.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Massive knockback<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Nearly no damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PUSH<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">LURE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_garlic.png\" alt=\"Garlic Grenade\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Garlic Grenade<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 24<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Chickens hate garlic. They scatter in random directions, ruining their formation.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Ruins enemy formations<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">LURE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_vacuum.png\" alt=\"Feather Vacuum\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Feather Vacuum<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 26<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Sucks feathers off chickens. They slow down. Fully plucked ones panic and run backwards.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Fully plucked chickens panic and flee<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Very low damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">SLOW<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">LURE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_toaster.png\" alt=\"Overcooked Toaster\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Overcooked Toaster<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 26<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Launches flaming toast. Chickens chase the toast instead of you.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Pulls chickens off course<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">LURE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_shredder.png\" alt=\"Paper Shredder\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Paper Shredder<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 26<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Shreds bureaucratic scrolls. A legal nightmare for the legal nightmare.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Counters bureaucrats completely<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Nearly useless against other chickens<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PAPER<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_bureaucracy.png\" alt=\"Bureaucracy Bomb\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Bureaucracy Bomb<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 28<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Explodes into paperwork. Bureaucrat chickens stop to read it.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Stops bureaucrats to read<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Nothing vs other chickens<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PAPER<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_loophole.png\" alt=\"Legal Loophole Launcher\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Legal Loophole Launcher<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 30<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Shoots loophole documents. Bureaucrats argue with each other instead of attacking.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Turns bureaucrats on each other<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No effect on normal chickens<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PAPER<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#57B8FF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_beehive.png\" alt=\"Beehive\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Beehive<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 40<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Releases furious bees that sting and slow a chicken.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Cheap slow plus damage<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Low damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">SLOW<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-cat-title\"><span class=\"dot\" style=\"background:#FFD23F\"><\/span><h3>Explosives<\/h3><\/div><div class=\"cs-defgrid\"><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FFD23F\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_popcorn.png\" alt=\"The Popcorn Popper\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Popcorn Popper<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 24<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Rapidly pops tiny exploding kernels at nearby chickens. Each pop is small, but Bigger Bangs multiplies all of them.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Steady burn that scales with Bigger Bangs<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Tiny per-pop damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">BOOM<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FFD23F\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_eggsploder.png\" alt=\"The Eggsploder\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Eggsploder<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 32<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Launches unstable eggs that explode on impact. Chain reactions included.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>AoE explosion on impact<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Slow reload; chains unexpectedly<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">BOOM<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FFD23F\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_box.png\" alt=\"The Box of Regret\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Box of Regret<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 40<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A mysterious crate. Whatever is inside happens to whoever gets close. Pure chaos.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Unpredictable but always entertaining<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>RNG &#8211; can help the chickens<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">BOOM<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FFD23F\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_cluckcluster.png\" alt=\"Cluck Cluster\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Cluck Cluster<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 42<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A mine that splits into 5 smaller mines on detonation. Bigger Bangs multiplies the main blast AND every fragment.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Main blast plus fragments cover a big area<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Needs triggering; costs more<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">BOOM<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FFD23F\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_confetti.png\" alt=\"The Confetti Cannon\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Confetti Cannon<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 55<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Fires a barrel into the thickest clump every few seconds. Every shell scales with Bigger Bangs.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Auto-AoE into crowds<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Slow between shells<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">BOOM<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#FFD23F\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_nuke.png\" alt=\"The Nuke\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Nuke<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 1500<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Air-drops one bomb that detonates in a ~20-tile blast and vaporises everything in it. Chickens, ghosts, gods &#8211; and anything of yours that&#8217;s too close. One and done.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Wipes everything in ~20 tiles<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Destroys your own stuff too; one use<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">BOOM<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-cat-title\"><span class=\"dot\" style=\"background:#F5C26B\"><\/span><h3>Bells<\/h3><\/div><div class=\"cs-defgrid\"><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#F5C26B\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_chimes.png\" alt=\"Wind Chimes\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Wind Chimes<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 18<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Tinkles rapidly. Light damage, reveals stealth. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Cheap stealth reveal + ghost damage<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Very low damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">GHOST<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STEALTH<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#F5C26B\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_bell.png\" alt=\"Bell Tower\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Bell Tower<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 28<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Reveals stealth. Damages ghosts. Nothing is immune to a really loud bell. 300% range.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>300% range; counters stealth and ghosts<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Weak against normal chickens<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">GHOST<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STEALTH<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#F5C26B\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_bellblaster.png\" alt=\"Bell-Tower Blaster\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Bell-Tower Blaster<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 30<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Shoots sonic pulses. Reveals stealth and stuns ghosts. 300% range.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Counters stealth and ghosts<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Short range<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">GHOST<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STEALTH<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#F5C26B\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_siren.png\" alt=\"Farm Alarm Siren\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Farm Alarm Siren<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 40<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Screams across a huge area, revealing stealth and stinging ghosts. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Enormous coverage, reveals stealth<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Low damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">GHOST<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STEALTH<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#F5C26B\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_cluckstorm_beacon.png\" alt=\"Cluckstorm Beacon\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Cluckstorm Beacon<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 45<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Attracts lightning &#8211; every strike buffs ALL defences&#8217; fire rate. Scales with Rapid Fire and Bigger Bells.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Global fire-rate buff for every tower<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No direct damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#F5C26B\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_gong.png\" alt=\"Gong of Doom\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Gong of Doom<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 50<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A huge gong. Heavy damage, wide ring, big stun. Scales with Bigger Bells. 300% range.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Wide heavy hit and big stun<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Expensive; slow between rings<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">GHOST<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STEALTH<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-cat-title\"><span class=\"dot\" style=\"background:#B78BFF\"><\/span><h3>Stuns<\/h3><\/div><div class=\"cs-defgrid\"><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#B78BFF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_cheese.png\" alt=\"Cheese Catapult\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Cheese Catapult<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 28<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Fires sticky cheese wheels. Chickens get stuck and roll around helplessly.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Stops and shoves chickens<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Low damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">PUSH<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#B78BFF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_whistle.png\" alt=\"The Whistle Whacker\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Whistle Whacker<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 28<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A whistle that makes chickens cover their ears. Scales with Chaos Marketing and Rapid Fire.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Area stun that scales with Chaos Marketing<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#B78BFF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_icecream.png\" alt=\"Ice-Cream Cannon\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Ice-Cream Cannon<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 30<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Fires cold scoops. Chickens slip, slide and crash into each other.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Stuns, slows and knocks<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Low damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">SLOW<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">PUSH<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#B78BFF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_boot.png\" alt=\"The Colonel's Boot\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Colonel&#8217;s Boot<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 34<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A giant boot that stomps periodically. Upgrades increase stomp radius and sass.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Big stomp stun<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Slow between stomps<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#B78BFF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_trumpet.png\" alt=\"Trumpet of Doom\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Trumpet of Doom<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 36<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Blows one loud note. All chickens stumble for half a second in dramatic fear.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>One note freezes everything<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Brief stun, long cooldown<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">STUN<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-cat-title\"><span class=\"dot\" style=\"background:#6FCF97\"><\/span><h3>Creatures<\/h3><\/div><div class=\"cs-defgrid\"><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FCF97\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_cat.png\" alt=\"Garrison Cat\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Garrison Cat<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 22<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Pounces on chickens in its radius and kills them, then returns home once the area is clear.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Instant kill on pounce<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>One chicken at a time; returns home when clear<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PET<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FCF97\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_dog.png\" alt=\"Wolf\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Wolf<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 30<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Roams the field, hunts down chickens and eats them. It is not a dog. Do not pet it.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Hunts alone and eats; hits titans<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Roams where it wants<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PET<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FCF97\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_whisperer.png\" alt=\"The Chicken Whisperer\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Chicken Whisperer<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 45<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A mystical staff. Converts one chicken per wave to your side. It deserts immediately.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Turns the swarm against itself<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>One per wave; converts may desert<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PET<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FCF97\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_colonel.png\" alt=\"The Colonel\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Colonel<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 60<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>One soldier. Useless but hilarious. Upgrades make him slightly less useless.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Very fast attacks; counts as a creature<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Each shot is tiny<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PET<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FCF97\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_tractor.png\" alt=\"The Tractor\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>The Tractor<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 65<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A rogue tractor that drives around the field running over anything in its way. It rumbles for 250 seconds, and it knows what it did.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Covers the whole field, splats everything<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Drives where it wants; one 250s rumble<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PET<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FCF97\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_drone.png\" alt=\"AI Farm Drone\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>AI Farm Drone<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 70<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>An autonomous drone that patrols and zaps chickens with science.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Mobile, long range, counts as a creature<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Moderate damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PET<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FCF97\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_jet.png\" alt=\"Jet Fighter\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Jet Fighter<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 100<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A screaming jet that strafes the whole field in four fast passes, shooting everything in its path. One glorious run, then gone.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Sweeps all four rows in one pass<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>One run, then gone<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">PET<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-cat-title\"><span class=\"dot\" style=\"background:#C99A6B\"><\/span><h3>Structures<\/h3><\/div><div class=\"cs-defgrid\"><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#C99A6B\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_fence.png\" alt=\"Fence of Mild Inconvenience\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Fence of Mild Inconvenience<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 6<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A flimsy fence you can build anywhere. Chickens smash straight through it.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Cheapest wall, any tile<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Smash-hits break it fast<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">WALL<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#C99A6B\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_wall.png\" alt=\"Wall\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Wall<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 10<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Blocks the road, and can be built on any unused tile. Chickens hate it. Bureaucrats don&#8217;t.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Cheap, sturdy barrier &#8211; stops everything except bureaucrats<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Bureaucrats file past it; smash-hits wear it down<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">WALL<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#C99A6B\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_lasergate.png\" alt=\"Laser Gate\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Laser Gate<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 48<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A red beam that cooks everything crossing it. Build it anywhere.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Hits everything on its line<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Only along the beam<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">WALL<\/span><span class=\"cs-tag\">AOE<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cs-cat-title\"><span class=\"dot\" style=\"background:#6FD3C7\"><\/span><h3>Economy<\/h3><\/div><div class=\"cs-defgrid\"><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FD3C7\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_tax.png\" alt=\"Tax-Collecting Rooster\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Tax-Collecting Rooster<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 100<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Taxes the flock &#8211; each one boosts egg drops by 5%. First five cost 100\/200\/300\/400\/500, then 750.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>+5% egg drops per rooster, stacks<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No direct damage<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FD3C7\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_builder.png\" alt=\"Builder\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Builder<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 150<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>A hard-working female builder. Builds a free farm every 75s, rushes to fix the farm door when it&#8217;s damaged (1 bar per second), and patches damaged towers nearby &#8211; repair time extends her own 400s lifetime. Two hits and she&#8217;s done.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Free farms, gate + tower repair<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Fragile (2 hits)<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FD3C7\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_egg_reserve.png\" alt=\"Egg Reserve\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Egg Reserve<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 200<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Stores eggs and pays compounding interest on them. Scales with Bank Interest.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Compounding interest on stored eggs<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>No damage; needs time to pay off<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">WALL<\/span><\/p><\/div><div class=\"cs-def\" style=\"--cat:#6FD3C7\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/chickensiege.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/defence_farm.png\" alt=\"Egg Farm\" loading=\"lazy\"><h4>Egg Farm<span class=\"cs-cost\">\ud83e\udd5a 750<\/span><\/h4><span class=\"cs-rating\">\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a<\/span><p>Farms 1.2 eggs per second &#8211; more when connected in blocks. The first five cost 300\/450\/600\/675\/750, then 750. Chickens within reach will veer off to wreck it.<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Strength<\/span><p>Passive income &#8211; more when clustered<\/p><span class=\"lbl\">Weakness<\/span><p>Chickens veer off to wreck it; expensive<\/p><p style=\"margin-top:8px\"><span class=\"cs-tag\">WALL<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The arsenal 60+ Defences Walls, turrets, traps, bells, creatures, explosives and egg-powered economy \u2014 every defence from the game, with real stats and counters. DamagingPitfallsDistractionExplosivesBellsStunsCreaturesStructuresEconomy Damaging Coin-Operated Turret\ud83e\udd5a 8 \ud83e\udd5a\ud83e\udd5a Cheap to place, but needs eggs to fire. Great early, risky late. 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